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YOU'RE STILL HERE?
If you stuck it out this far, you deserve to be rewarded. Pitied, but rewarded. jk I love it when people really do their homework on someone before they hand 'em a chunk of cash. I would.
Anyhoo, you read a little bit about me on the (surprise!) About Me section, and maybe even a little at the end of the FAQs. But all you really need to know about me is this:
Miss Madison
The brat and new matriarch, 13 y.o.
Norman
Awkwardly charming 11 y.o.
Emmett
Wobbly 7 y.o. with Cerebellar Hypoplasia (CH)
Violet
Squishy, shy, derpy 7 y.o
Catt "Monster" Murdock
My blind #daredevil and #fosterfail
I might
look
scary
but I'm really mostly
this
I enjoy beverages
I sometimes play in other bands
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