YOU'RE STILL HERE?

If you stuck it out this far, you deserve to be rewarded. Pitied, but rewarded. jk I love it when people really do their homework on someone before they hand 'em a chunk of cash. I would.

Anyhoo, you read a little bit about me on the (surprise!) About Me section, and maybe even a little at the end of the FAQs. But all you really need to know about me is this:  

Miss Madison
Miss Madison

The brat and new matriarch, 10 y.o.

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Norman
Norman

Awkwardly charming 7 y.o.

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Emmett
Emmett

Wobbly 4 y.o. with Cerebellar Hypoplasia (CH)

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Violet
Violet

Squishy, shy, derpy 4 y.o

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Catt "Monster" Murdock
Catt "Monster" Murdock

our blind #daredevil and #fosterfail

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I might
I might
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look
look
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scary
scary
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but I'm really mostly
but I'm really mostly
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this
this
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I enjoy beverages
I enjoy beverages
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I sometimes play in other bands
I sometimes play in other bands
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