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YOU'RE STILL HERE?


If you stuck it out this far, you deserve to be rewarded. Pitied, but rewarded. jk I love it when people really do their homework on someone before they hand 'em a chunk of cash. I would.
Anyhoo, you read a little bit about me on the (surprise!) About Me section, and maybe even a little at the end of the FAQs. But all you really need to know about me is this:

Miss Madison
The brat and new matriarch, 13 y.o.

Norman
Awkwardly charming 11 y.o.

Emmett
Wobbly 7 y.o. with Cerebellar Hypoplasia (CH)

Violet
Squishy, shy, derpy 7 y.o

Catt "Monster" Murdock
My blind #daredevil and #fosterfail

I might

look

scary

but I'm really mostly

this

I enjoy beverages

I sometimes play in other bands
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