YOU'RE STILL HERE?
If you stuck it out this far, you deserve to be rewarded. Pitied, but rewarded. jk I love it when people really do their homework on someone before they hand 'em a chunk of cash. I would.
Anyhoo, you read a little bit about me on the (surprise!) About Me section, and maybe even a little at the end of the FAQs. But all you really need to know about me is this: